The Elephant in the Closet by Rozarka
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Continued from here. Hermione had two mugs of tea and a bottle of water, then spent a day in a closet with Cormac McLaggen. Do your own math.
Warning(s):
Watersports, sort of. (Pretty mild and very accidental watersports, but there is peeing and there is sexual excitement as a result thereof.) Also, there's a rather mortifying situation described (with comfort attached, if that helps), so if humiliation is a squick/trigger, tread carefully.