Summary: She was young...ish, and single! While she was far from a ten, she was easily a seven and a half and therefore should—theoretically—be able to find a halfway decent man to take home. It wasn’t like her standards were exactly high for a barroom one-night stand. or the one in which Hermione tries to sleep with the resident ladies man at her work, only to be turned down multiple times.

Summary: A curious bit of holiday decor stirs thoughts of a past fling with a present co-worker, and Hermione finds herself drawn to Cormac McLaggen, unable to tell what's real or contrived.

Summary: Hermione was doing just fine on her own, thank you very much. She didn't need any help, especially not from a rude braggart like Cormac McLaggen. A story of learning to live again when your world is turned upside down.

Summary: Continued from here. Hermione had two mugs of tea and a bottle of water, then spent a day in a closet with Cormac McLaggen. Do your own math.

Summary: Personal space can be tricky to negotiate when you're trapped in a closet with an octopus.